2:32 AM PROPER ETIQUETTE FOR GIRLS GREETING OTHER GIRLS in Japan |
Life lessons, brought to you from Japan, for Japan. Be sure to tell your girlfriend (if you have one) that when at Japan (if you plan on going there), they must greet other girls like so... Run up from behind and grab her boobs. Shout something like Morning! If she is a playful person, she would do it back to you, or one of your friends. Since this is well known greeting style, many girls might join in for fun. This is encouraged and possibly video taped. There might be at least one girl who would try to stop the greeting session. She must be groped as well, because nobody likes a party pooper. Seeing that the girl was trying to break it up, your girlfriend must go into detail on how much she greets her. This means a thorough massage, pulling them aside, then pushing them together. It's common knowledge. Asking questions / conversation starters is always a plus. This could increase friendship between the 2 people, so that maybe next time, the girl would want to part-take in the greeting, instead of trying to break it up. Sidenote: Read the subtitle, remember the words "What is this?" (the girl in this picture isn't saying it, the groper is) Unhooking the bra scores extra "points". The boyfriend would enjoy it, but the girl would enjoy it twice as much. (this boy doesn't have a girlfriend, he is just a bystander) Upon realization of the removal of her bra, her nipples will erect, which is a sign of horniness. This basically means she will participate in the next greeting session. Mission accomplished. Since it was her first time in a greeting session, she would obviously be embarrassed. Don't stand in her way, or else you will be attacked. Side note: Answer to the question asked earlier. Due to the embarassment, don't laugh at whatever retarded questions she might ask. The following steps are a bonus if you want to impress your boyfriend. It's encouraged as well. Even more when you are surronded by men. Find out who the alpha-male of the group is and mate with them (if your current boyfriend loses in the blood fight over the girlfriend) Flash... ...and watch the bloodshed begin. I don't know who exactly I was talking to during the making of this guide. Boyfriend of Girlfriend, whoever I was talking to, this procedure is proper etiquette. Do NOT let anybody tell you otherwise. |
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